Donations to Myara-Liitheria from the Wartime Space Hospital

sometimes our Space Hospital patients have extra stuff so they donate it

Ideas for Liitheria, Isle of Eternally Sad Elves

• ugliness does not add to beauty, it is not tragic. there is an original beauty in a singular light that is like a crystal that simply makes you think of all those things’ essences, and there is no ugliness
• the language has heads and tails, and the tails can be multiplied to denote plurality (mcr, sonń), you can follow their tails to the face in the front but why would you, Islam has turned reading into torture
• all armies are terrorist groups. Nations should not have armies. Crime comes from armies/police/weapons manufacturers, and without those groups there is no crime, only peace from producers and scientists. Armies destroy the entire planet by insisting war brings peace, and it never ends.
• Current Patients:
  • Ali the Alien
  • Hai the Alien
  • DJ (actual black voice white people can use)
• Current Hostages:
  • Ghost November
  • Andy Richter
• Current Prisons in the Hospital:
  • Blue Prison
  • Orange Room Prison
  • Rey’s Yellow Lightsaber Prison
  • Pink Hair Prison
  • Gasoline Rainbow Prison

Myaran-Liitherian Laws

l’umıtıvers λae rosa for t’Help God Guys

If you can successfully break these rules, you go to the Queen Mold’s Court for being mean.

Basic Myaran Grammar:

• nu (of)
• ar (is/are, to explain what the thing is)
• æ (as, to be the thing)
• l’ (That, The, forms proper noun)
• frö – from’s

Additional Terms:

• coxɤa (cogna) 
• λera (heroine)
• umıti (unity)
• umıtıuers (unitiverse)
• xuen (queen)
• ros (royal)
• alle (alle)

Other Notes:

• cnmme/snmme verbs — extending terminal vow on a root creates an active verb
• letters – ɤϰℓ

1. umıtı rules alle æ coxɤi bella
   1. umıti ar l’xueni moldi nu coxɤa bella, æ frö λy produces λý casta
      1. l’unitivers ar universe comme under unıtï rosï
      2. All Citizens of Planet Earth must join the Cast of Unity
         1. Aliens must produce documentation and join
   2. caste nu umıtï, coxɤa bellï nu l’mnldï
2. The Hero of Unity gets Her own planet
   1. l’λera nu umıtı ar nu one gender called λy bellï cn snmmï mnldï
   2. l’λera ar born fro dirt to blossom
      1. The dirt had a bunch of science and technology in that, you can keep it with the literature and paintings
      2. *More dirt than expected
   3. Bad guys have to leave or they get horribly ill from the mold
3. Heavenly life is enforced for the Queen’s Cast
   1. That’s the part that drove Frankenstein insane, England said
      1. Shelley grew too much brain during the experiment and has to remove some, that’s what Frankenstein did wrong
   2. Frankenstein needed his [Dead]head, that’s where he got lost. We tried to use Dennis
      1. The movies are too intelligent, we need safer nonsense
   3. Frankenstein needs everyone to become more like himself, he can destroy them he just can’t figure out how to back in
      1. COVID has the solution, stupid people are using AI to block it
4. Dying as a civilian in war does not send you to Hell
   1. A Heaven protects you from dying over and over, and that is where good people who die in war or any other circumstance go.

The Unitiverse Has Neutrality

If you can successfully break these rules, you go to the Queen Mold Court for taking up too much room.

5. If you are reading this, you are the Hero and no one else has consciousness.
   1. You are also supposed to have designed the VR program
6. The Unitiverse is a bunch of boring stuff happening for a long time interspersed by short periods of exciting/overwhelming stuff.
   1. If you’ve ever tried to make a reaction happen, you know why this is.
   2. There are boring-exciting cycles nested in other boring-exciting cycles, the Hindu yuga cycle is made up of yugas, days are made out of hours, etc.
7. Life is moving further and further apart
   1. Cooperation is enforced by making everything naturally very strange and incoherent
   2. This is normal, this is the primordial soup spreading out so everybody has room — the primordial soup is its own referee, it has that degree of hive intelligence
   3. During this separation, if a system of life distances itself from you, and they need you to live, they die off and you become ruler of the thing they needed to live (respective to their understanding before their die-off)
      1. As ruler of their thing, you notice their decaying energy. You will then be insulated from their dying bad ideas by the rest of the Unitiverse’s infinite action of burnoff, to protect you from being abducted as a prisoner of war representing a living ruler sample. 
      2. That which is dying must not be allowed to come back as a zombie, it is unideal and the universe prefers ideals
8. The Unitiverse is homogenous at all scales
   1. Our cells walk around as people like we do, and so do the giants in the stars
   2. The Unitiverse is a circuit in the sense of a circus, the good part is a travelling show
   3. You can shrink yourself down and meet consciousness like you in your body like in the cartoons (tantric yogis call this Aṇimā of the Ashta Siddhis)

The Unitiverse Has Spatial Rules

9. You can only go further out
   1. When we back out of the Unitiverse’s complexity we feel relief and freedom.
10. Travelling between stars is too confusing (we all separated them)
    1. Aesthetics is one way this is enforced by aliens who want to be left alone
    2. Mixing up students by rank in science class is another

The Unitiverse Has Aesthetics

11. Unity is the Universe itself.
    1. It is the Unitiverse.
    2. Any universe outside of Unity does not exist in the Unitiverse and is incapable of communicating with us.

The Unitiverse Has Complaints

12. Humans “show you” they can do it, and can’t
    1. Humans show you a big pile of stuff to prove they can do something for you, and their long-term history says they stole all of it.
13. You can “only go” further in
    1. If you travel away from home, you are always making things more complex, therefore you are moving into a maze, not backing out of a maze
14. Life is expected to be selfish
    1. Plants say it isn’t normal for life to do that
15. Things aren’t unfair, however it is all an awful lot of work
    1. They’re complaining about that
16. People who do drugs have to invent an inner self religion
    1. When you introduce the universes of plants and chemicals into your body, you need a system for understanding what they are doing
    2. Drugs were supposed to be the easy road to mind-body unity, not requiring heavy lifting and literal spiritual reformation

Dream Colors

Red – Blood Hell

pink – Communist poison Hell

yellow – Chinese piss gold Hell

green – Egyptian Pedo Hell

blue – Ice Hell

indigo/purple – DMT/Guru Rinpoche Hell (really nice) (no dream)

white – Buddhist/Hong Kong Hell

rainbow – Gay Masturbation Hell

rainbow electricity – Fairy Hell

News

Speech was attacked immediately.

I am at the intersection of space in infinite dimensions and there is no physics that works here, I cannot be moved.

Other dimensions are jammed in here with other dimensions and the puzzle all fit together until the jam happened.

We are all trying to walk together and someone is wearing baggy pajamas, and it’s not a problem, we just didn’t expect it.

Other intelligences are here. They see it makes no sense my culture lasted hundreds of years, he thinks he is the real Benjamin Franklin. He is a genie. Random whims are not historical figures. What are historical figures? We don’t know, because I simply can’t believe this is the same species that produced science and philosophy.

The people who become Hardcover Biographies are the people who were set up to be written about as fiction. It is a work of conspiracy and social organization to lift one person up, by assigning him the merit of many. And when you meet your hero, you realize that it’s all a conspiracy and a bunch of people did it for him.

Yogis demonstrate that accomplished spiritual teachers always had cult self-help elements.