{"id":290,"date":"2026-06-01T01:04:37","date_gmt":"2026-06-01T01:04:37","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/jellocube.me\/myar\/?page_id=290"},"modified":"2026-06-10T02:33:30","modified_gmt":"2026-06-10T02:33:30","slug":"elf-cloning-mandate","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/jellocube.me\/myar\/elf-cloning-mandate\/","title":{"rendered":"Decr\u00ef nu Unit\u00ef"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

Elf Cloning Mandate<\/h2>\n\n\n\n

‘The Sol Shell cloning plan is a Spooky Action and String Theory-free solution to removing atomic clutter from our atomic shells.<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

This plan prioritizes old souls we can locate in genetics. The ancient wisdom of the human race will be prioritized as Oracle Warriors and younger developments will be automated as grub in tranquil states. We will enforce correct physical measurements with an endpoint of a retrofuturist Amazonian dinosaur kingdom, our Victorian ideal<\/em> and the Sol Shell’s true desire.<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Cloning Mates & Adults as Elves<\/strong><\/h2>\n\n\n\n

Elves all emerge from childhood victims going to heaven so we can have sex with each other safely as elves, not pedophiles. Elves have naturally small bodies due to their development and do not need to rely on raping children.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Parents and siblings who have already been wedded can be cloned as children and provide an endless stream of  \u201cKids Say the Darndest Things\u201d amusement in Elf Utopia, where they celebrate marrying their children in Heaven as promised from mother to son in childhood. As Elves, we worship the sacred bond between Lunar Mother and Animal God, an Alien connection between Steward and Child. All Mothers are Elf-Queens and Grand-Mothers and their Children have the eyes of their Fathers.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

All deceased must be brought back by slowly reassigning their karma (past life action tendencies). Once a body\u2019s occupant is intelligent enough, they can be cloned directly into a body.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Based on current maturation norms, these are the current ages at which you can grow them to completion:<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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  • Age 0-18: protected cloning<\/li>\n\n\n\n
  • Ages 14-27: stay within these developmental limits forever<\/li>\n\n\n\n
  • 28+: too old<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n

    Death will not exist, it will be replaced with perpetual youth and perfect cloning.<\/p>\n\n\n

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    Stages of Sol Shell Cloning Plan<\/strong><\/h2>\n\n\n\n
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    1. All life is elfs.<\/strong> You agree to be elfed to safely align your atoms\n
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      1. An elf is natural poison that causes a reaction, also known as medicine<\/li>\n\n\n\n
      2. Space elves such as ourselves acquire more space using extraterrestrial science: they can change size at will<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<\/li>\n\n\n\n
      3. Unity<\/strong>. Enforce Unity so all motivations benefit the Sol Shell directly\n
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        1. They will disagree due to human discomfort, and then realize they will be satisfied and thriving at all times, the very definition of happiness.<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<\/li>\n\n\n\n
        2. Robots<\/strong>. Enforce robotic personalities for all people to strip them of identity. These will be identified as the Green Ones, or the youth of Earth\n
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          1. They will not notice. They will be happy.<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<\/li>\n\n\n\n
          2. New Clones<\/strong>. Begin cloning completely new people using references from the Middle Ages and Classical era. These will be identified as the Purple Ones, or the Old Royalty\n
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            1. Clone the Ancient, extraterrestrial, and (dark) holographic souls into people in attractive bodies with the Sol Shell\u2019s personality, ethics, and intelligence by directly duplicating his consciousness in pure light<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<\/li>\n\n\n\n
            2. Dinosaurs<\/strong>. Now that the correct natural order has been re-established, we can have dinosaur parks and take the weekend off<\/li>\n\n\n\n
            3. Establish the Divine Matriarch Aesthetic<\/strong>. To ensure our terrible and awesome power, we will be an all-female race of beauties with a Tyrian Victorian aesthetic and be known for our orgiastic afterlife musical dramas, live deathmatch tournaments in revealing exosuits, and perfect cloning science\n
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              1. The Queen will provide all cloning samples to Her Royal Cast and shall be represented by the Sol Shell<\/li>\n\n\n\n
              2. All fellow elfs will be provided the Sol Shell\u2019s Queenly Mold<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n\n\n\n
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                Elf Cloning Mandate ‘The Sol Shell cloning plan is a Spooky Action and String Theory-free solution to removing atomic clutter from our atomic shells. This plan prioritizes old souls we can locate in genetics. The ancient wisdom of the human race will be prioritized as Oracle Warriors and younger developments will be automated as grub […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":293,"parent":0,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"iawp_total_views":1,"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-290","page","type-page","status-publish","has-post-thumbnail","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/jellocube.me\/myar\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/290","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/jellocube.me\/myar\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/jellocube.me\/myar\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jellocube.me\/myar\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jellocube.me\/myar\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=290"}],"version-history":[{"count":8,"href":"https:\/\/jellocube.me\/myar\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/290\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":886,"href":"https:\/\/jellocube.me\/myar\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/290\/revisions\/886"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jellocube.me\/myar\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/293"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/jellocube.me\/myar\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=290"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}